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I quit my job this week, and it ended on a good note. I’m going to meet some family members tomorrow in Goulburn at my Grandpa’s brothers funeral, which I’m nervous about because it’s emotional turmoil up there, but also I like moving around and seeing landscapes and learning about our family history. I’m applying for new jobs and writing some new songs. I feel alright lately.
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much
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I am very worried about money and my career.
I am very worried about what everyone else is worrying about.
I am very happy to be in a band with three other queer talented legends though.
i need to figure out how these braids work, THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFUL
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Dad: “got any job prospects?” Me: “no but I got vine”